Post by minasete on Nov 5, 2008 23:17:50 GMT 8
these are supposed to be jokes, & I suppose they can be quite amusing, as long as I don't actually converse with someone like that ^^;
see for yourself how bad it could be:
Q: What’s your favourite colour?
A: My favourite colour is very nice.
Q: Does it taste like tomato?
A: It feels like tomato.
Q: Are you hungry?
A: I feel like chicken rice.
Q: What time is it?
A: Not hungry yet.
you could say it's not answering the question, so as long as people like that are not working for me or with me, I think I'll be fine at work lol
now for some puns:
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it is not heavy.
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring.
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
WIFE: you tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: you tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
the puns were some old jokes I kept cos it's funny XD but I thought the 3rd girl boy pun was so sweet ^^ but actually, my fav in terms of funniness is mary & peter XD maybe it's because I'm so mean, but I wish I could hear a guy say that to an irritating girl like that lol
& the pupil remind me of cute children, if they weren't doing it on purpose, that is, but answering "a teacher" is quite a good comeback ;-D
so if you've any more random stuff to share, share it here, but only those smaller stuff, like these sentences. since there're lots of stories that are jokes, please put it in the other random stuff thread, for scenarios.
see for yourself how bad it could be:
Q: What’s your favourite colour?
A: My favourite colour is very nice.
Q: Does it taste like tomato?
A: It feels like tomato.
Q: Are you hungry?
A: I feel like chicken rice.
Q: What time is it?
A: Not hungry yet.
you could say it's not answering the question, so as long as people like that are not working for me or with me, I think I'll be fine at work lol
now for some puns:
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it is not heavy.
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring.
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
WIFE: you tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: you tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
the puns were some old jokes I kept cos it's funny XD but I thought the 3rd girl boy pun was so sweet ^^ but actually, my fav in terms of funniness is mary & peter XD maybe it's because I'm so mean, but I wish I could hear a guy say that to an irritating girl like that lol
& the pupil remind me of cute children, if they weren't doing it on purpose, that is, but answering "a teacher" is quite a good comeback ;-D
so if you've any more random stuff to share, share it here, but only those smaller stuff, like these sentences. since there're lots of stories that are jokes, please put it in the other random stuff thread, for scenarios.
